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You're Only Second Rate
You're Only Second Rate
Composer Unknown


Lyrics Unknown


Performers Jafar (Jonathan Freeman)
Feature Films The Return of Jafar


Television Programs Unknown


Video Games Unknown


Albums Aladdin and the King of Thieves (soundtrack)


Preceded by Forget About Love


Followed by Unknown


"You're Only Second Rate" is a song featured in The Return of Jafar sung by Jafar as he defeats Genie and Abu.

Lyrics Edit

I must admit

Your parlor tricks 

Are amusing

I bet you've got a bunny

Under your hat

Now here's your chance

To get the best of me

Hope your hand is hot

C'mon clown

Let's see what you've got


You can try to slam me

With your harder stuff

But your double whammy

Isn't up to snuff

I'll set the record straight

You're simply out of date

You're only second rate


You think your cat's a meanie

But your tiger's tame

You've got a lot to learn

About the genie game

So for your education

I reiterate

You're only second rate


Men cower

At the power

In my pinky

My thumb is number one

On every list

But if you're not convinced

That I'm invincible

Put me to the test

I'd love to lay this rivalry to rest


Go ahead and zap me

With a big surprise

Slap me in a trap

Cut me down to size

I'll make a great escape

It's just a piece of cake

You're only second rate


You know your hocus-pocus

Isn't tough enough

And your mumbo-jumbo

Doesn't measure up

Let me pontificate

Upon your sorry state

You're only second rate


Zaba-caba-dabra

Granny's gonna grab ya!

Alakazam-da-mus

And this thing's bigger than the both of us


So spare me your tremendous stare

You look horrendous in your underwear

And I can hardly wait

To discombobulate

I'll send your back end packing

In a shipping crate

You'll make a better living

With a spinning plate

You're only second rate!

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